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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more. - Mark Twain |
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News Update: Oxygen is required for humans to live. More on this story here.
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Alternative ways of saying "You're Stupid!"
- An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
- Chimney's clogged
- Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
- His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
- Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
- Skylight leaks a little
- Slinky's kinked
- The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead
- Too much yardage between the goal posts
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